Why yes! And I’m going to plant a rose garden too. Would you like to help?

(Note to all, the first two sentences are a sarcastic answer to the title, just to make that clear. *Very* sarcastic.)

A lot of people have offered ideas about where to park.
Most of their ideas are the same as mine were when I started out a couple weeks ago.
Thank you for the ideas though! It’s good to know my thought processes were just like everyone else’s. : )

But…
Let me put this out there for any future homeless.
1. Just because a business is open 24 hours does NOT mean they will let you park there.
2. Just because you purchased 3 bags of groceries there 10 minutes earlier does NOT mean they will let you park there.
3. Just because they’re a religious organization does NOT mean they will let you park there.
4. Just because street parking is free after a certain hour and you’re after that hour does NOT mean they will let you park there.
5. Just because the sign says “rest stop” does NOT mean they will let you park there.